Spooky Sexy

I was on the phone with consulates from all over the world today.

I was also on the phone with the Secret Service…

then the FBI.

 

It was a busy day…but actually nothing out of the ordinary. I work for the Federal Government now.. Just in time when everyone on earth hates the American Federal Government. I help people solve big issues and navigate the labyrinth of government.

But I wasn’t expecting all the hoops I would have to jump through. Every time I accomplish something, I am not congratulated for my problem solving skills, but instead my appearance. It’s aggravating. I just helped with a triple homicide case, and yet I am praised for my long eyelashes. At fancy dinner parties I am referred to as the “hot little girl running around” by powerful men in suits. One just followed me around and would play with my hair between his fingers.A co-worker of mine looked at me and stated, “You’re so lucky.”

I was appalled. This is nothing to be jealous of. Being objectified is demeaning as all hell. Once these men find out I’m smart and self-assured they back off. Calling me pretty won’t make me melt in your arms. Pinching my ass will not make me giggle….it will however, make me slap you. I do not find men desiring to have sex with me as a compliment. It’s not. It’s not even a challenge. It has no affect on my worth. It’s irrelevant. 

And yet, women will dress up as porn stars on Halloween thinking it will set them apart from all the other women desperate to look like tramps. Let’s take respectable jobs and mock it with juvenile double entendres and skin. Cops and nurses are a vital part of our society. They are dedicated men and women who daily face the ugly nature of the human condition and use their skill to help. I find that sexy. Selflessness and dedication are sexy. The ability to keep ones clothes on and still have a strong presence is sexy.

This post really isn’t going anywhere. I’m just stressed. Don’t worry blog, I haven’t forgotten you. I will go into the philosophy of sex and love more when I’m not surrounded by drunk people.