De Profundis
Oh, is it, then, Utopian
To hope that I may meet a man
Who’ll not relate, accents suave?
The tales of girls he used to have?
Dorothy Parker
I will be the first to admit that I am kind of a disaster at romance. I have had men complain that I must have robotic heart. “After all this time, how do you not love me by now?”
I have heard that question many times, but I have yet to discover an answer for it. I care for these people. I want to do everything in my power to make them happy, but I do not love them. At my inability to match their intensity, they soon turn vicious. Suddenly they treat me like I am a monster. They strive to make my life hell. Is this love? They claim it to be, but it can’t be. They care nothing for my feelings at all, but are instead blinded by the fervency of their own emotions.
Charles Dickens was guilty of this faulty romance. His first love was Maria Beadnell, a Bankers daughter. She was from a distinguished family, where as the Dickens family suffered from great debt. He was infatuated and wrote her letters and poems. “I have never loved and never can love any human creature but yourself.” Her father put an end to their relationship and Charles suffered from depression. He threw himself into his work and let this setback make him only love what he couldn’t have. He ended up marrying Catherine Hogarth. However after her sister, Mary, died, Charles fell in love with her instead. He was more in love with being infatuated with women and his own fiery emotions, than selflessly loving them for who they were. He divorced his wife after he realized he had grown tired of her. In his later years he received a letter from Maria Beadnell, desiring to see him. Elated, he met with her immediately. The ideal of what he expected is not what he saw. She no longer had her youthful beauty and Dickens was disgusted that he once idealized her. There is no doubt that Dickens was a proficient Victorian writer, but he was horrible and selfish in his treatment towards love and women.
This past week I was in a fight with one of my guy friends. He has been back and forth with his intentions for months and I often thought of giving up on him. However, there were really great moments of talking about God, laughing at the silly missteps of parties, and exploring the town. He seemed perfect and I wondered why I wasn’t attracted him. I wanted to be attracted to him. But something unknown about him bothered me and my heart wasn’t in it. Then this week everything surfaced. Although we have only been friends, I recently discovered he was telling people we were dating. Also during this time, he was stringing along his ex-girlfriend. I would notice he would bring her up in conversation to get me jealous. Each time he did I gave him space. “I will not get in the middle of that,” I said repeatedly. He wanted me to fight for his attention, but he didn’t realize how much I wasn’t invested emotionally. Things suddenly came to a boiling point when he asked me out (when I knew he was with his ex at that moment) and I said no. He yelled at me. I confronted him about how he was trying to juggle multiple women and that he could count me out. I was called a string of terrible words and was threatened that “you will be sorry!” His ego was blinding. He considered himself perfect and that he deserved my affection. He didn’t see me as a person, but a trophy for his own self importance. Ten minutes after we talked he was officially back together with his ex. I am so grateful I never had feelings for him. Twenty minutes after that his roommate called me and asked me out so we could “talk about it”. I was shocked that he was using a fight in order to try and impress me. Again, I said no.
I tried so hard not to be mad at men in general. Luckily a friend on the coast, who seems capable of reading my mind, called me. Even just seeing his name on the screen has a calming effect. Yes, there are good, selfless men out there.
The next day I received a gift in the mail from one of my pen pals. I opened up the most beautiful, personal, and romantic gift I have ever received. I didn’t sigh, fawn, or cry. Instead I said some horrible curse words under my breath. There in front of me was the heart of a man in material form. I had no idea what to do. Suddenly I realized that all I had to do was make the conscious decision in my brain to be in a relationship and I would be. But I do not love him. I hardly know him. He has only seen me twice and now lives 2000 miles away. I am terrified. I am so used to men keeping their feelings a secret until they blow up, but this….I am not used to this.
I wrote him back a very platonic letter. I thanked him repeatedly, but made sure my tone did not give off the aura of romance. A few days later, I got a picture text of my letter on top of fancy plateware.
“Your letter and I are out to dinner.”
HE TOOK MY LETTER ON A DATE! I feel so guilty that the most romantic man in the world is interested in me. Me! The girl who HATED The Notebook and wished she married the other guy so it would have ended sooner. Me, the girl who thinks the effort of love is better spent on caring for many people than being romantic with one. This incredible and handsome man deserves a woman who knows how to love and can entrust to him her heart. I don’t know how to do that. Not yet.
I know what to do when a boy yells at me, but I’m lost when it comes to honest love. I don’t always want to be a failure at romance. Lord, please don’t let me turn into Charles.